PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

go to depression song

A song that you listen to on repeat for hours when you're upset/depressed

Dude 1: "Dude, this is the tenth time you've listened to this song."
Dude 2: "I know, dude. It's my go to depression song."
Dude 1: "Shit. Was it Rebecca?"

Dude 2: "Yep."

by Portugal. The Man December 10, 2017

Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.

Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭

by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018

Post scout camp depression

being depressed because of how lonely it is after scout camp

"Oh post scout camp depression will kill me some day " "ye I'm so lonely and sad"

by Disaster .will.occur.at .any.m November 10, 2019

Samuelly Transmitted Depression

Transfer of severe depression through sex

I slept with Sam S. last night, and i think he gave me, Samuelly Transmitted Depression

by Snipedog22 February 7, 2020

Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.

Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.

by Nik-nak May 26, 2020