don't boost

don't exaggerate;
refrain from gassing oneself;
don't blow things out of proportion

Person A: My man Whacko is NICE
Person B: DON'T BOOST

Person A: I'm a teacher
Person B: DON'T BOOST...you're a librarian

by Bawler March 18, 2008

Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.

Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.

by Ryryq March 21, 2010

Don't answer that

What you say when you ask a question and are unsure if you want to know the answer.

Person 1~Dude, could you be more gay?
Person 2~*long pause*
Person 1~...Don't answer that.

by MissPotatoHead August 26, 2010

Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011

Don Julio

an alcoholic beverage brand, that makes higher quality Tequila, which is richer, smoother and more bearable than Jose Cuervo or 1800 brands, but also more expensive.

Ray: "Hey Bartender, what are you specials tonight?"
Bartender: "I have any brand tequila shots for $5 a piece."
Ray: "Which one would you recommend?"
Bartender: "Patron is popular but I recommend Don Julio."
Ray: "Why is that?"
Bartender: "Its easier to down and doesn't leave as bad of an aftertaste."
Ray: "Ok, I'll get 3 shots, here's $20, keep the $5!!!!!"

by the_bilz February 12, 2014

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

by Newmagic November 21, 2010

Don't Get your dauber down

- for one to get ones "dauber down" is when someone is depressed about something menial. The expression is normally said by a friend, parent, teacher, or coach as a slightly humorous way of telling the subject to cheer up.

Joe- Misses the field goal in practice for the second time in a row

Coach- Now c'mon now Joe, "don't get your dauber down"

by silachoo September 24, 2010