Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
Get the Long range angry dolphinmug. by maddi (the farm girl) April 21, 2022
Get the pe dolphinmug. When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.
That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.
by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021
Get the Dolphin rapemug. by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
Get the Dolphin Slapmug. Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web
by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019
Get the Dolphinmug. by UltramanFan January 4, 2021
Get the Dolphin Teammug.