Derindroll

De-rin-droll

Derogatory term for fuckstickery behaviour and generally conducted by a Jabonie.

Look at that Jabonie being a Derindroll.

Duke Able 2019.

by Duke Able August 18, 2019

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006

Ford derangement syndrome

The denial that President Gerald Ford invented the automobile.

Commies typically suffer from Ford derangement syndrome due to their hate for America, freedom, capitalism and poor education. They share similar qualities to Ben Franklin deniers.

by America, F yeah!!! April 26, 2022

Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

derya

a name that mean love, beauty, and grace

Derya is a reli nice name.

by emi March 6, 2005

DERANGED DICK

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

Derrius

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. A guy you may get caught in a serious relationship with. He is sweet, funny, amazing, and mostly sexy! You will always fall in love with him. He makes the best boyfriend. Arguing with him would be stupid. Giving up a guy like this would be a horrible decision. He's a total babe! If you have a chance with this guy, take it! He's the best guy out there.

I love Derrius! He's the sweetest guy ever!

by SharkBaitt July 8, 2011