criticytical

cynical criticism

Don't be so criticytical!!

by B-T-Dawg September 10, 2011

Critilo

1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate

Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!

by sutf October 26, 2011

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012

critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 20, 2012

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

by Rjp September 18, 2013

Critiqule

A portmanteau of the very "critique" and "ridicule".

Very in-depth and thorough criticism with the intent to embarrass and insult.

A: Your movie is totally stupid and your directing skills are obviously laughably terrible, you unimaginative piece of shit.

B: ...
C: How much critiqule does B have to endure?

by yitonytao February 26, 2014

critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016