Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

crank

an act of theft or a form of action

theft: Im about to go to Walmart and crank all they dvds

action: Im bout to go home and crank a shower

by drehaynes September 4, 2010

Crank

A gay person who hates gay people

Crank: “Ugh I hate fags. Oh ya I’m gay too”

by anonymous April 17, 2022

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

Crank

When you do a something in a large or long sitting

Dude 1: “He cranks fortnite at 3am”
Dude 2: “Really?!”
Dude 1: “yessir”

by aylathebaddie December 6, 2022

Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody

Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good

by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018