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A state of being absorbed into a structured, profit-driven system of daily routines and responsibilities — such as the 9-to-5 job, scheduled gym visits, bill payments, and consumer habits — under the guise of a “normal” life. It reflects a lifestyle shaped and sustained by corporate and economic systems that prioritize productivity and control over individual purpose or freedom. To be corporatized is to unconsciously participate in a cycle that enriches those at the top, while fear of instability or failure discourages deviation from the system.
“The corporatized structure of modern society discourages risk-taking and self-exploration, conditioning individuals to equate stability with routine compliance rather than personal fulfillment.”
“He didn’t realize how corporatized his life had become until he took a week off — no alarms, no meetings, no rush hour — and felt, for the first time in years, actually human.”
“He didn’t realize how corporatized his life had become until he took a week off — no alarms, no meetings, no rush hour — and felt, for the first time in years, actually human.”
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AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.
Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.
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As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?
Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?
I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you
This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so
For future reference: How do you not already know this?
I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?
We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired
As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?
Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?
I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you
This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so
For future reference: How do you not already know this?
I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?
We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired
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Get the VNC Corporations mug.The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
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