A person who takes it upon themself to police open discussion based on their interpretation of the vibes, either in-person or online, such as a twitter thread. If at any point a participant in a conversation is mildly awkward or not perfectly matching the arbitrary social energy, the vibe cop will make it his mission to grandiosely shame that person until they leave the social setting, often ruining the vibes by doing so anyway.
Person 1: Did you see how Jared dealt with that new guy? He brought up Eminem while we were talking about J Cole's new album, and Jared embarrassed and grilled his ass in front of everybody until he got up and left.
Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.
Person 2: Yeah, Jared's a real Vibe Cop. Plus like everyone left right after that, he killed the vibes he swore to protect.
by Vibe Sheriff November 16, 2022
Get the Vibe Cop mug.A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
by Stickololo April 11, 2020
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This term was coined by "Zane Lamprey" on the show "Three Sheets" shown on the MojoHD Channel during the New Years Special 12/31/2007.
This term was coined by "Zane Lamprey" on the show "Three Sheets" shown on the MojoHD Channel during the New Years Special 12/31/2007.
by Llamaboy01 January 12, 2008
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2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin
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by Morg Parks December 29, 2010
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Get the Kodak Cop mug.I was at the airport and the man searching me was tryna cop a feel of my ballsack.
I was at the airport and the old man next to me was tryna cop a feel of my ballsack.
I was at the airport and the old man next to me was tryna cop a feel of my ballsack.
by nosetubegirl March 9, 2018
Get the Tryna Cop A Feel mug.the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.
They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.
They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.
by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011
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