When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.
I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.
by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024
“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”
by ScmellyZelly June 10, 2021
by ttrainlookerup May 07, 2012
When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
by PJohns3372 August 17, 2023
1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl
2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter
3. its just funny
4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co
2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter
3. its just funny
4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co
cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"
" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"
" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"
by hocohoco July 05, 2009
Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.
by 69420master_meme_lord January 16, 2020
by Haru16 March 02, 2016