cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA

Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.

by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.

You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!

by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023