cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

Cooter Cap

The act of wearing a woman like a Beanie by inserting your bald head into her vagina.

You see that video of the guy who put his head in that chick's Vajay-jay? Total Cooter Cap Action

by Zeathe July 18, 2011

cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

Cooter Cooler

Vehicles that have a feature that cools leather seats during a hot day.

Turn on the cooter cooler, my lady bits are on fire!

by L0kii June 29, 2017

cootoo

A dumb word some stupid girls made up to make themselves seem cool. It has no real definition

Friend 1: “bye cootoo I’ll miss you!”
Friend 2: “I’ll miss you more cootoo”

by Uraqt114251 June 13, 2018

Cootie-catcher

Metaphor for the vagina--multiple folds and inner walls.

Brooke spent the afternoon playing with her cootie-catcher instead of going to the movies as initially planned.

by Gigi Coker March 5, 2019