by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 09, 2020
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
by HelenHar December 08, 2007
by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 06, 2016
Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend
by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqwertytrewq November 06, 2017
Another term for mount Union pa because of the everlasting coon population sense the 50s.Main head corders of coon king dontavis.
by Braylen K. September 19, 2021