don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 January 31, 2023

Cooning/Coon

The fine art of knowing when to turn any situation into a funny one for your own personal benefit. This will however most of the time be at the expense of others and should/shouldn't be avoided at all cost.

D'Melle was cooning/coon at a church service and made everyone on the row laugh in the middle of the preacher/pastor talking. Cooning is a passion, a way of life. To be a coon one must fully immerse him/her self in the art.

-Coonery at it's best.

by Senior Coon Squable January 13, 2017

Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024