The act of masterbating.
I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???
Can deleting cookies cause blindness?
During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
by WookieCrisp July 20, 2012
The act of building a circular bdsm cage out of wood, wire, and plastic. Then your sub gets in, and rubs whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fruit on themselves until you can't take it anymore! Then, you pull him or her out, and lick it off until you both cum! It's not discipline: it's play!
by streetcream April 25, 2021
The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.
Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"
by Rhym3 August 14, 2009
by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017
When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time
Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming
by Armincreamedhispants September 26, 2015
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-
(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast January 31, 2012