Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010

piece control Kyle

That fortnite guy who was cool for like one day. Basically invented the term dogwater. His channel is also called mi1k or something stupid like that, for some unknown reason lol.

Piece control Kyle(mi1k) ur dogwater kid,freer than a public restroom, ur actually cheeks.
Random kid-bro wdym I just 5-0 you lol

by Lebrun Jaames November 27, 2021

Rent Control

An awesome apartment made affordable thanks to support from your parents.

Jack: How are you affording this huge place downtown--aren't you still working as a barista?
Jill: Rent control!

by clevercal August 24, 2011

gun control

A plan that has already failed because it only drives the gun sellers underground and makes the guns more available on the black merket.

I bought myself an Uzi, a '45, and an M-16 from the black market thanks to the gun control laws.

by AYB April 30, 2003

outta control

To be "O.T.C." or "Out-Ta-Control"
Acting like a wild woman or monster.

"Oh my gosh, you're acting totally outta control."

"Stop being so outta control Nancy, you're scaring me!"

by Pimp Master Kat November 17, 2006

Gun Control

Gun control is the phenomenon that takes place whenever a gun is drawn and/or fired is any situation. No matter how tense the atmosphere may be as soon as the gun comes out everything will suddenly be under control. Also refers to the similar act of using the threat of or actual use of a gun in order to gain and maintain control of an individual.

I thought that bank robbery was gonna end with dead or at least injured hostages until I saw a guy in the crowd pull out two glock pistols and within three seconds flat everything was under control. When they got the robber outside they pulled a shotgun on him and he walked like a scared little girl right where they told him to. Amazing how quickly good gun control can change a situation.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015