A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

A Ghetto Condom by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

Female condom 

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

Female condom by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

Sock Condom 

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

Sock Condom by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010

Cop Condom 

1. A motorist that drives much faster or erratic than the adjacent vehicles making himself the most likely to be pulled over by police.
Similar to Cop Baitor Designated Decoy

1. Yo man your Drunker than 10 indians. You should be safe and use that Cop Condom motorcyclist.

Cop Condom by Attempt May 15, 2009

Serrated Condom 

Noun; A condom produced by Trojan that is serrated like a steak knife. A serrated condom adds the benefit of pain to pleasure.

Dave: Man that girl is so hot, but such a bitch
Brent: Yeah man, just fuck her with the serrated condom to teach her a lesson
Dave: classic

Serrated Condom by bevelan December 16, 2011

head condom 

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.

look at that dude wearing the head condom.

head condom by Nick Vaiano January 7, 2008

Steel Belted Condom 

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.

Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.

Steel Belted Condom by Libraryguy April 19, 2010