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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.
Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D
by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
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Face Commando

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today
by k-dub23 November 23, 2010
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Highway Commando

To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.
Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.
by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011
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Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.
You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
by ellebane October 23, 2011
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Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.
My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!
by Chaca February 15, 2013
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Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.
Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.
by CletusVD June 3, 2013
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decimal comma

a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.
Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.
by nilethe146 June 18, 2014
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