dulwich college beijing 

Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.

Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.

"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"

dulwich college beijing by ingloriousbastart May 3, 2020

Metro Early College High School

NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.

Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.

Metro Early College High School by PLzsave my memes February 27, 2017

Stella Maris College

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.

Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there

Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl

Stella Maris College by hotnbbitch May 31, 2019

Westminster Choir College 

Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.

Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".

In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.

High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?

Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*

Westminster Choir College by stressminsterstudent15 October 14, 2012

Hampshire College 

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.

Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.

Hampshire College by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009

Brebeuf College

Brebeuf College is an All boys high-school located in the most northern part of Toronto, Canada near Bayview and Steeles.

This high-school is one of the highest ratted high school in Toronto thanks to the multiple beneficial programs the school offers as well as teachers that actually CARE about the students education, of course excluding some... (cough cough Polish Science Teacher, but i'm not naming any names ;) They rebuilt the school in 2003, so currently is one of the most modern, sleek Catholic-publicly funded, non private school in Toronto. The students in Brebeuf are very respectful and kind. It also has one of the most highest averages in the province of Ontario, with a high success margin. A common "nickname" given to Brebeuf is just simply "Beuf." One last thing to mention is a usual things students say is "Bayview and Steeles" meaning to have a scrap. Though scraps don occur often they do happen.

Daniel- Yoo, you choosing Beuf for you high-school?
Alan- YEEEYEE!!!

Or

Alexander- You wanna go scrappp jonnyy
Jonny- cm'on lets go then Bayview and Steeles

Or

Daniel- Brebeuf College is the best school in Toronto!!
Alessandro- no doubt man!!

Brebeuf College by AlexanderC November 10, 2010

Mitchell College

Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.

Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...

Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?

Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever

Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again

Mitchell College by Chronic snow white October 20, 2012