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Clunge Bugs

"I need to get to the doctors, these clunge bugs are really itchy!"
by Kemp139 August 5, 2012
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clingoff

A friend who was once in a full-time committed relationship who always ditched his/her friends for his/her bf/gf. After the breakup a clingoff will usually reappear into their past circle of friends they once ditched and pretend like nothing is wrong!
'Hey guys! I'm back! What did I miss?'
'Like only... 6 months of inside jokes so you probably aren't going to understand anything we all say, oh and by the way when's my birthday?'
'Uh...'
'Wow look at you, you used to be the clingon and now you're the clingoff! Deuces'
by veavers June 14, 2013
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Clintehbear

An amazing guy who I love with all my heart. He's sweet, funny, and kind. And he is oh so very perfect. c: He always can put a smile on my face when I'm depressed. He is the most perfect guy in the world and can make anyone happy. He treats me like a princess and makes me feel special. He makes everyone happy and can light up a room with his personality. He doesn't know how important he is to me or how much I care about him. His smile can be seen from miles away. His eyes are adorable. I love my Clintehbear.
I love you my Clintehbear. <3
by Sewenahbear June 28, 2013
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clinguy

A male that clings to the female on their first date, rendering a second date moot.
Girl: Oh My god I went on a date with a 'clinguy' last night. He was all over me and would not leave my side!!!
by cavrecon22 January 15, 2014
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clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.
Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.
by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013
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Cling-Companion

Most of the time, a hover friend, best friend, boyfriend or girlfriend are considered cling-companions. This is because they NEVER leave you alone.
*In Bathroom*
Annoying friend: Are you done yet??
Friend 2: No! Gosh, you're such a cling-companion
by Love_Songs July 13, 2014
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clunge wafter

to either smell or seek the smell of a vagina
she wafted her clunge, that man is a clunge wafter
by brendabusty December 28, 2014
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