internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.

Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin

by Bigdicczaver December 20, 2017

double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.

"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."

by hgygyg November 14, 2018

love cancer

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.

No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer

by 👅Yazz👅 January 2, 2019

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

Mouth cancer

A fool who talks to much .

You talk to ___________ (any name ) nahh he has mouth cancer .

by GreenoceanMountainGrizzly February 3, 2020

Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020