christian bone

The act of peeing in a girls mouth when getting a blowjob

I Christian boned it that bitches mouth

by boner.christian January 30, 2015

Christian Louboutin

One of the most popular shoe designers in the world right now. Instantly recognizable by the signature red sole. Average cost is $500-$900. Loved by celebrities and wealthy fashionistas everywhere. There are currently 3 boutiques in the USA, 2 in NYC and one in Beverly Hills.

Famous clientèles include:
Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc.

Oh and by the way, girls, your Oh Deer! Christian Louboutin knock-offs aren't fooling anyone =)

by Maybelline October 23, 2007

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Christian(boy)

The people who search their names and get religious sites, overall nice , is love by all depending, smart, down to earth people

And they are pretty good in bed ;)

Damn there's Christian , I wish I was him , getting all the girls and is loved by everyone if only.

Christian(boy)

by It's Christmas August 8, 2016

Christian Reconstructionist

One who adheres to the idea that the United States of America should become a theocracy ruled by the rules of the Bible; a Christian Republic.

The President may not be a Christian Reconstructionist, but many of his favorite evangelical preachers are.

by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005

Dusty Christian

A Dusty Christian is when your partner is laying on thier back with their legs together, and arms straight out. Then you pour baby powder on your asshole and blow a huge fart, thus showering them with the powder, and bestowwing your personal blessing on thier face.

Dude, last night i totally got jenny with the old Dusty Christian!!!

by Xx I R I S H xX March 8, 2010

convenience Christian

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.

No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.

by tibbidoe March 10, 2019