alex christe

dumb bitch next to me

fuck off alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 15, 2020

Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 03, 2020

Jesus. H Christ

An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.

by joeweller53 January 20, 2019

jesus H. christ

The H. stands for Herald

definition of herald:

1. an official messenger bringing news.

2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.

jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald

by sawrce July 12, 2022

Jesus H. Christ

God.

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 27, 2025

christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.

Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost

by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 04, 2024