Chode

A penis wider than it is long.

I saw Mr. Washer and he whipped out his chode.

by D. Purves January 8, 2004

Chode

A penis horizontally thicker than its vertical length.

Man that guy's chode looked like a tree stump!

by DefineMeNot August 1, 2010

Chode Boy Fresh

any kid who is related to a loser, preferably his son, who acts all chodey and whatnot, getting pulled over high,and thinks he is bad ass even though he doesnt have any real friends.

he hurts on the inside, but still no one cares, and it is well-deserved

Trevor Reed is a fucking Chode Boy Fresh

by CBFTREVVYTREV April 20, 2009

Chode

Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."

Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!

by ADEEZY February 19, 2014

Chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)

Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

by SynchronisedFucktards April 24, 2007

Chode

Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.

Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.

by ummnonymous February 8, 2010

chode sucker

some one very much like jantzen minton who sucks cocks that are wider than the are long and who sppoges in othe mens assholes and sucks it out with straws... jantzen also has a fetish for gerbils... i have no idea why he is such a sick fuck

god ur such a fucking chode sucker

by the one and only grand dragon of the abingdon kkk June 8, 2003