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Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.
Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick
by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022
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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
mugGet the Dip the carrot in the mayonnaisemug.

waxin the carrot

"I'll meet u there as soon as she's done waxin the carrot."
by Jus sayin July 1, 2015
mugGet the waxin the carrotmug.

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.
Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.
by Lilnigy October 27, 2020
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Carrot Cake

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021
mugGet the Carrot Cakemug.

carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)
guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex
by slimelolpop March 27, 2024
mugGet the carrot sexmug.

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.
Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!
by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020
mugGet the Carrot cuttermug.

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