Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Carrot

Orange little shit penis or a ginger

You eat carrots and you kick gingers

by XETT December 4, 2017

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Carrot

A orange, sweet, some times no flavor veggie

The farmer grows carrots in her garden

by Lol.its.angie. February 25, 2018

Carrot

Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.

That girl is such a carrot. Her chest is like so flat.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 24, 2017