carrot tea

carrot tea is a martial art originating from Japan. others call it Kara-Te

a cup of carrot tea

by abysmalkenobi October 6, 2020

Carrot cake

Its when someone with a big ass puts a carrot in their asshole

“God damn jessie gotta fat ass, shiiiiiiit you know I'm trying to get some carrot cake”

by MF.Shroom November 14, 2022

Carrot

Carrot fan.

A fan of something that claims to be a real, hardcore fan, but actually only scratches the surface.

Began with the One Direction fandom.

1D Carrot: Omg I'm gonna dress as a carrot so Louis will notice me!!1!!1!1
Real fan: Shut your face, please.

Avengers Carrot: Tony is so hot I'm here only for Tony I LOVE THE AVENGERS but specially Tony the rest can dissappear.
Real fan: ....

by FaberCastiel November 15, 2014

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

by JATB March 28, 2023

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 24, 2025

carrot coloured crybaby

Another nickname for Donald Trump. So named because of his orange complexion and perpetual meltdowns when he doesn't get his way.

So, it's official. Joe Biden takes over as 46th President of the United States. But that's something the Carrot Coloured Crybaby will have to accept and get used to, regardless of his temper tantrums.

by chrisssy226 November 24, 2020