Camel Riding

Camel riding is when you have sex with a hunchback.

Dude, I was camel riding in bed last night!

by Zakoshi March 22, 2020

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018

camel kick

When you kick a skank in her camel toe crotch.

So, two skanks were fighting one night. One skank attempted to camel kick the other shank in the crotch and lost her shoe in the camel toe.

by Vlada Dix October 27, 2017

Camel Toe

A camel toe is when a lady's pants go up her vagina and show the outline of it.

Daniel: Woah, whats that in Barbara's pants?
Sally: Oh, its just her camel toe.
Daniel: Oh cool

by QueenSophia October 27, 2018

camel toe

An overly sized vagina that resembles a camel's toe

"Bro... did you see her camel toe? It was big as fuck."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 11, 2016

Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010

Camel thump

The female equivalent of a ball tap.

He camel thumped me so hard I nearly vomited.

by Mammaof3 January 11, 2019