callum foster

The most perfect boy on the planet, kind sweet and gentle. Like the geeek god eros he is passionate and mischievous and incredibly handsome. The smartest boy youll find and someone who you will never want to let go

"You see how perfect he is, he must be a callum foster"

by Bluebell <3 December 14, 2021

Callum

A great guy that will Simp! Iykyk. You can either tell he definitely is obsessed with you or you really aren’t sure anymore. Sometimes you feel like he dropped you but next week he will come back just like nothing happened. Usually he’s really sweet and has a great sense of humor, a skinny lil dude who thinks he’s super tough haha.

“Hey! Have you seen callum?”

“Ugh yes, he was so cute and sweet”

by butterflydancerr101 February 8, 2022

Calculator People

The majority of Asian people or a person who is speedy and quick at math.

Look at those Calculator People eating a bowl of rice.

by Yeeperboi69 July 13, 2023

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010

annual callum day

A day when people celebrate callums around the world if there initials are CD and love them and praise them as gods. Traditions involve praying,human sacrifice, donuts.

Dave: Yo dale it's annual Callum Day
Gary: That's mighty pog let's go sacrifice ourselves to him and give him donuts

by www.KoolCid.com November 9, 2020

Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.

I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap

by Balls2You March 8, 2011

hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.

The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018