Holy Christ Day

another way to say Christmas.

A very merry way to speak like Dane Cook,

without using his direct words.

on accout of, he hasnt said this directly.
but its so like him he might as well of said it.

Guy 1: Bro, what do u want for Holy Christ Day??
Guy 2: A pimpcup and some Christ Chex.
Guy 1: I can do that.
Guy 2: I wanna open up the box and it to say AAAMEENNNN.
Guy 1: Dane Cook?
Guy 2: Inderectly.
Guy 1: oh, so is Holy Christ Day.
Guy 2: Ahh, i see.

by stripes is not my name September 24, 2009

Holy Christ in Hell

An expletive used when falling of a stool backwards and performing a perfect barrel roll with minimal injury.

"Bwahahahah" ... "oh, Holy Christ in Hell!"...
👿

by MikeLaserstorm69 November 26, 2018

super mecha death christ

The Supreme Being of Channel Awesome in Terminator form.

That's Super Mecha Death Christ Bitch! - James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd (Anniversary Brawl 2009)

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.

Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

by TheWhistleblower May 20, 2018

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

christ injects

When South Korea was founded, christ injects formally big, was there to offer foods
some say he was a heroin addict others say he is the definition of crust.

Hey christ injects, will you help south korea?

by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022