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carrot lord

A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
Hey bae i heard you like carrot lords
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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Cyber Carrot

The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.
We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!
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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots
i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners
by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020
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Carrot

1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.
1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"
by dank weedness October 18, 2016
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bagged carrots

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019
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