The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
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Bully: Me too
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
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Guy 2: Did you get his name?
Guy 1: No, but he was definitely a Carlo.
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Beautiful sculpted creature who walks through the valley of the death with an angelic soul, caught between heaven and hell, caught in his thoughts and the fear of not being able to see himself through the eyes of other’s amazed by his light.
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I met Carlo (man/creature) in the purest form of freedom, who belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone.
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