broke futurist

People who prosper daily... when you catch up with them twice a year they always have something new going on...

They don't know shit about Game of Thrones but if you have an idea to start a business, they'll shepherd you all the way to the profit land.

What the fuck is a Broke Futurist??

Remember that guy from HS who didn't grow up wealthy but now you see him in Lamboz & PJs...? That's a Broke Futurist.

by Jack Brite June 11, 2018

I think I might’ve broke Urban Dictionary

My username is now Orbiting Orion and Nitric acid???

HUH

I think I might’ve broke Urban Dictionary REALLY-E. I need help from user Furlite. He seems smart. RIGHT???

by Orbiting Orion August 10, 2025

broke

you

oh my god im broke
no you are broke
thats what i said?
yeah ok

by kremewreck December 3, 2023

Broke

Lack there of money, or pockets full of bread....

Hey bro I'm trying to get bail money together can you help? Bro I'm broke but got all that bread in ya pocket....... ( ain't talk to this dude in years, broke ass nigga stop doing dumb shit!!!)

by Mr.LiveLife November 2, 2018

Broke Retard

A complete retard most likely from the OG com who has no knowledge of anything and claims to be rich but wont show pof and sits on a 4 letter instagram.

-neon

you're a broke retard

by neonpig April 17, 2020

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 30, 2023

california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021