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Brigthon Penis

when someone's dick is smaller than average. usually 1-3 inches
also means someone is fruity (gay)

also can be called Brigthon Dick
Liam: ''She yelled at me telling me I had a Brigthon Penis, I yelled back that I don't have a Brigthon Penis''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''
by Brigthon Penis January 6, 2025
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Brigette skud

Aw just another typical Brigette skud to ruin a calm evening
by Orlaith scanlan February 20, 2025
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Baright

For lads who like it up the shit bix
Fuck me harder’… ‘baright’
by Oioi692003 August 18, 2025
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Brigitte Macron

OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.
Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"

Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"

Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."

Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"

Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."

Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"

Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2025
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Mike_Blight

(n.)Describes the personality traits of someone who is better looking, and/or feels more superior than someone else.
"are you mike_blight?"
"i love mike b."
by Joseph Blight December 9, 2008
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Snake bight

Where you leve your friends for a shot amount of time to go masturbate and then return unseen.
My friend snuck out of the party to go snake bight

Dude ill be back in a minute I have to go snake bight
by Ihaveahungon1245465 November 20, 2011
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logan baright

A good looking kid but he is a straight type fag, he think he cool cause everyone loves him but he ain’t cool
You know that kid Logan Baright he is a fag
by 8—> December 5, 2017
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