Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

Pekka Bridge Spam

Ur completely ass at the game if u use this and u have no father u gay mf kys.

Girl 1: OMG he is so sexy
Girl 2: but he uses pekka bridge spam
Girl 1: oh then he is a retard

by erihrbijbfedberfgbeoj kjerfern March 10, 2022

Golden Gape Bridge

A glorious sexual act in which the female

participant performs a bridge, standing up on all fours stomach face up. While she does this, the two male participants, one on either side, proceed to penetrate the female in her mouth and anus, while holding the weight of her body with their arms, suspending her in mid air.

Girl: I wanna try something new and exciting in bed

Gentleman: Let me show what I like to call my Golden Gape Bridge, a special kind of bridge for a special girl I know. It's like the American version of the Eiffel Tower

by S9Staryu November 29, 2018

fluffy fun bridge

Also known as the taint,the grundle,or the guche, the space between your ass and your balls or vaj.

Amber:"I was laying in bed and I noticed how soft his fluffy fun bridge was."

Samantha:"wow he must be a great guy!"

by berrymicokner June 2, 2014

Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.

John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...

by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021

Bend over bridges

a combination of bending over backwards and building bridges.

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."

by Reeps June 20, 2022

crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.

My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.

by Rab54 December 10, 2017