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Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.
Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.
by Stevie Y December 26, 2004
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gentlemens breakfast

I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.
by Zeenoside March 6, 2012
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Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.
Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.
by BlueNote September 6, 2013
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tiger breakfast

Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.
Hey, want to get some tiger breakfast after our graveyard shift?
by saru that flies February 8, 2014
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wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.
I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.
by erkod March 5, 2017
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Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.
I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.
by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020
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Berkeley bed and breakfast

Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.

When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”

The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought

She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
by No name nixon March 2, 2019
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