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Box Office Band-Aid

An Actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really shitty movie. The movie is a completely flop, or just isn't your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it "makes everything better" and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.

Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)
Megan Fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. The only reason Transformers made it big was because of her! And all her other movies, completely crap without her!

Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.

"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid
by stop_listen_to_my_werdd July 22, 2010
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box day

The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.
I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!
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Box-whore

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies. They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and coagulate gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
by J-Meister December 1, 2003
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Box In Face

You get a "box" put up against your face
You go to the strippers and tip them a twenty and get some Box In Face!!!!
by Box In Face August 18, 2008
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Box of Chocolates

Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.
My ex-girlfriend dumped me so I gave her a specail box of chocolates.
by coolrob March 26, 2010
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box social

1. A small party (less than 20 people) that takes place when a teen has the house to herself but doesnt want too many people there. Often lasts several days.
2. A small stoner party.
"my parents are out for the weekend, im having a box social".
"sweeeet."
by santeria420 September 20, 2006
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Box Bullet

Another word for tampon, box being a slang term for vagina.
Give us a family pack of condoms please...
(Phone Rings)
Excuse me...

Yes honey. Yeah, I'm actually at the chemist now. You need what? Yeah okay, I'll get em.

Fuck it, scratch the rubbers fella, give us a pack of those box bullets and that lube over there.
by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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