Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.

Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.

by Finch345 December 31, 2011

Tiger Blood

Those whom are in possession of this sacred substance are immune from the effects of: face melting, weeping children standing over your exploded body, and the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks.

Carl "I got tiger blood, man,"

Bill "Whats that? It sounds disgusting"

Carl "No man, its great, I don't have to worry about my face melting, weeping children standing over my exploded body, or the effects of 7 and 8 gram rocks!"

Bill "Will it be magic?"

Carl "So much so that I wont remember you, but you will remember me for the rest of your life!"

by The ma-sheen March 19, 2011

Blood Baby

A baby born whilst her/his mother is on her period. Thus, when s/he is born, she is covered in blood. The effect is especially pronounced on children born to women with heavy flows.

Nurse: "Oh my God, she's birthed Satan!"

Doctor: "Calm down, that's just a blood baby."

by GoonGoblin8 October 18, 2010

raining blood

when having sex with a virgin you go really hard so she bleeds everywhere

Steven - What was it like
Ben - Oh, it was raining blood

by Harry Carter February 25, 2008

blood walk

A walk invented by tha bloods where u slide ur right foot and spell blood wit ur left foot.

Mike:did u blood walk yet?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Do u kno how?
Jay:Nah
Mike:Dumbass
Jay:Fuck u nigga(Blood Up).

by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006

first blood

The time when a man kills another man for the first time in honorable combat.

I was only 21 when I experienced my first blood. Since then, nobody's ever fucked with me.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

Tiger Blood

Blood that has been exposed to HIV or is HIV positive.

Random #1: "Remember back when Charlie Sheen completely lost his shit for a while there?"

Random #2: "Yeah, I do. When he found he had Tiger Blood he went off the deep end. Wonder how many people have Tiger Blood because of him?"

by Brad.Nail July 5, 2018