tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

being happy by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

Niggas being Niggas 

-The most politically incorrect way of laughing at people from the hood acting like dumb motherfuckers and doing dumb shit.

-A typical hoodrat doing hoodrat type shit.

-Nigga's blatantly acting like Nigga's.

A 37 year old woman has 15 kids, and then blames her local social service office for her problems.

Me: Did you hear about Tyrone breaking into his mommas house and stealing her TV?!
You: Doesn't he live with her and have a key?
Me: Niggas being Niggas.

Like us on Facebook at Nigga's being Nigga's for more laughs.

Niggas being Niggas by P-Dizzle813 December 30, 2011

being straight 

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

being straight by black rose gacha July 13, 2021

tina bing bong 

someone who is totally crazy random, mad as a box of frogs, but loveable, likeable, sincere and special

tina bing bong is nutty,

tina bing bong by bing bong bambina January 6, 2012

Being a Jon 

The inability to dodge a skill shot

Look at Kenneth being a Jon, getting hit by all those Ezreal Q's

Being a Jon by Vrohi November 9, 2014