A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.
*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.
*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.
by illegal Hugs December 17, 2011

The beaver on an old hag
by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.
by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice
by the real man from kc March 14, 2011

A douche of tremendous proportions.
Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
by toastboy55 July 31, 2006
