wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 03, 2005

Biscuit Dip

A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.

*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.

"Johnny likes it when I ride his face, but sometimes I like to biscuit dip."

"Fancy a biscuit dip?"

by illegal Hugs December 15, 2011

creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011

ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 02, 2003

drop the biscuit

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

by bobbyDROP_tables May 08, 2008

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc February 27, 2011

Titty Biscuits

Derived from a term that appears in Weebl & Bob.
1. Often used to describe (1)When something bad has happened or (2)When a situation has turned bad.
2. Biscuits of the tit.

1.
(1) Guy #1: We're can't go out till the rain lets up.
(1) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

(2) Guy #1: Miss is gonna bust your ass when she finds out you havn't done the work.
(2) Guy #2: Titty Biscuits.

2. Titty Biscuits are made of all things sextacular.

by Joe Wilcox December 09, 2005