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Bannerjacking

uploading a "banner" on to facebook and tagging your friend in each picture starting with the last one and working backwards to the first picture. once this is done, that person will have whatever banner you tagged them in.
"dude i love bannerjacking jimmy, now his banner says 'i love cocks"
by SodaSoeds August 30, 2011
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Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
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Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.
That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.
by MD Jr October 10, 2013
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barney'd-out

when a person overdoses on watching children's videos and listening to children's songs to the point of forgetting who they are, wanting to tear their hair out and run through the streets screaming to find some relief from the self induced kiddie-coma they experience on an almost constant basis... originating from the extremely popular children's tv show "Barney" about a purple dinosaur.
Its your turn to be with the baby... I'm all barney'd-out and about to go postal with a semi-automatic.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.
Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?
by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016
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Banner Cut

A haircut that looks uncannily like Bruce Banner's hair.
Hey dude, did you see Bill's Banner Cut
by golin November 16, 2016
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barbertology

He went to school and got his barbertology certificate.
by Tylerthebarber February 26, 2017
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