If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025

by endmysuffering July 30, 2016

It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.
Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.
by NiceWaters December 20, 2015

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
