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Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!
by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016
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badgerfish

a person of no good use and not well liked
He is a badgerfish.
by Reed_abook October 6, 2016
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Badger

A badger is a total of money equivalent to 7.50
That'll cost a badger all together mate
by Squatting_neville November 7, 2016
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Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.
Oliver's mum had a badger pussy
by billiam1998 November 22, 2016
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Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you
Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered
by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017
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Badger Snare

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax
The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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bladdergut

Someone who drinks a lot. Not only alcohol, but water /soft drinks too.
A Bladdergut has a huge need for liquids.
Bladdergut children are always at the drinking fountains or thirstily draining bottles of lemonade on camping holidays without sharing or saving drink for their siblings.
James is such a bladdergut....he guzzled all the lemonade and saved none for us, selfish git.
Watch Nick...he is a bit of a bladdergut, he will want to use your loo and will pee on the seat.
Catherine is a thirsty kid...a bladdergut, has to have a drink with meals or can't eat.
by Oakbark September 2, 2018
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