Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) 

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...

Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.

Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) by Bots harpooner, arrrrrrrr... August 18, 2008

bacon buddies 

1: two strips of bacon that have attached themselves to one another in the pan while being fried.

If one is generous enough to share his or her plate of bacon, bacon buddies are to be counted only as one slice.

2: When two people become such good friends that they are willing to share bacon with one another.

Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, thanks for sharing your bacon with me!"
Guy 2: "Your welcome. Just remember that I get all the bacon buddies."

Example 2
Girl 1: "Andy shared his bacon with me this morning. We're bacon buddies now."
Girl 2: "I knew he was the one for you."

Example 3
Girl 1: "Hey, can I have some of your bacon?"
Guy1: "I think we need to stop seeing each other."

bacon buddies by Uberpaws February 20, 2010

Bacon Steak 

A word describing an excessively over-tanned woman, and/or a humorous response to a misheard question or statement.

(1st Example)
"You like your bacon steaks don't you Dave"

(2nd Example)
Adam: "What did you say about that tv programme last night?"

Mary: "Bacon Steaks?"

Adam: "Good one..."

Bacon Steak by Adamabad Osama August 1, 2011

Bacon Trench 

n. The female anatomy.

"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."

Bacon Trench by B.LAM February 1, 2009

bacon strips

Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!

bacon strips by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Bacon Double Cheeseburger 

One of the best post drinking session treats

Made by the good people at Burger King™

Basically a double burger with bacon strips and it is'nt ruined by putting on too many vegetables and mayo like a Big Mac™

Do you want another drink?
No, lets go to Burger King™ cause i really fancy a Bacon Double Cheeseburger

Bacon Double Cheeseburger by David81 April 2, 2006

bacon roll 

word that can be used for vagina

"let my see your bacon roll"

"let me stick my sausage in your bacon roll"

"would u like some mayonaise with that bacon roll?"

bacon roll by katie adderley June 15, 2006