buysexual

Someone who is attracted to a human of either gender if said human will purchase desired items for said someone.

I only choose friends who will still "stand by you if you're down and out". No materialistic "fair weather friend" buysexuals for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO September 22, 2019

buyohazard

A strain of mind-altering bacteria dat da government secretly spreads among da populous in a clandestine effort to hopefully cause them to make more shopping-trips.

Shortly after a serious of unusually-heavy airliner-released vapor-trails appeared over a populated area, many local residents reported feeling inexplicably desirous to head to Wally-world and stock up on da latest fashions and popular media-titles --- sounds like a classic buyohazard-distribution to me!

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

Buyvu

Buyvu - pronounced “boovoo” is a girl who sucks a lot a dicks

Amy Maguire is such a buyvu

by Reusable Dickhead June 22, 2020

Buyhole

A buyhole is someone that in a 3d printing group tells people that something is easier or cheaper to go to a store and buy stuff instead of printing it. A version of an A-hole.. ;-)

Don't be a buyhole!

by redkite August 27, 2020

buyyie

something you could say to your last two brain cells, or to start a conversation

“Hey the buyyie”
“Hi buyyie 🥶”

by lol anyways November 10, 2020

buyological relative

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.

Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.

by QuacksO November 15, 2020

Buyoi

It’s a Templic Word and a fancy way ofnsaying boy, cause the spelling boi was getting boring already. It’s pronounced as Bu-wooi. “Put some real emphasis on the B”. This word is especially used when addressing a close friend or a homie. Strongly discouraged to use in a sentence.

Some might spell is as Bwoaiii which is an informal way to spell it, but it is wrong and this spelling is absolutely not acceptable when used in official documents

Sup Buyoi,
Yo Buyoi,
My Buyoi

by LexikhonMaster January 21, 2021