Connor Bitterman

My bitch. Aka Scruffy. Who can be quite the sarcastic asshole. He's also secretly in love with Victoria. And he wishes he was a cool as Justin Bieber. He also wishes he could rock the scruff like Ashton Kutcher and he hoggs the last of Timothy's girlfriend's cookies. He enjoys torturing others in various ways such as taking embarassing photos of them, jamming thier toes, forcing girls to take a camera out of another girls bra, tickling, making them do all the work while he "supervises", ect. His career is a male prostitute (gigalo), with his partner Clay. They enjoy taking various pictures of themselves all over the Island of Fiji. He is also my art easel. He aspires to become the next member of The Backstreet boys. (we all know that wont happen, but if it does i expect 'Pee On Me' and his cover of 'You Belong with Me' to be on his first album) He is terrible at sting pong. (I will always win). and he will never be able to rock the blonde look.

"Wow do you see that faggot?" "The one in the pink pants? Yeah! Thats Connor Bitterman!"

by I hold the leash. October 30, 2011

Bittie

A girl who pretends to like a style of music because the guys who like that music are hot with tattoos.

"I bet that girl can't even name 6 Have heart songs, she's such a bittie"

by bbelephant August 19, 2009

Bitty

Bitch with titties.

"Have you seen my boyfriend?"
"Ya, is that him over there with that bitty?"

by Rgile July 25, 2009

bittles

A 'cute' alternative to the word 'bit' in the phrase 'In a bit'. Usually muttered upon departing the residence of a chum, to express solidarity, and to confirm that the two individuals will indeed cross paths again soon.

Can also be used with the additional word 'shittles', as an alternative the the phrase, 'In a bit, shit.' This charming addition provides a aura of cheekiness to the original display of solidarity, often used after a particularly raucous and prolonged gathering.

'I'm gonna be off now, in a bittles.'

Right, I'm done, in a bittles, shittles!

by Cunt Face Magee May 20, 2011

tittle bitties

Big titties

you have tittle bitties

by britney July 31, 2003

Bitty

a bunny and a kitty put together
the ultimate cuteness

....()()
(=^.^=)
this is bitty

by katinthetree May 18, 2009

Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010