Baltimore Ravens

n. Winners of 2011 Super Bowl XLV and every NFL game after

me: remember when watching football was a mystery because the Baltimore Ravens didn't dominate every game?
somebody: no

Ravensed reedray lewisdominationmasters of the universe

by dj jazzy jake d snake October 19, 2010

Batemanator

A definition mainly limited to North-Western England (specifically Carlisle), "Bateman" is a male of legendary status in the lady pulling department. From "Daniel Baty" or "Bateman", whos record pulls in the 2005-2006 season are unlikely to ever be bettered. The male in question usualy also has a MILF for a mother.

"Look at that, another bird hes pulled. hes such a Batemanator"

by monkeybutler June 26, 2007

Basimah

An awesome, cool, funny person who is fun to talk to. She is a somewhat nice person, but can be really aggravating at times. And annoying.

"Hey look, its Basimah!"
"Omg, she's so awesome!"
"But not too nice..."

by PoopyBasimah January 22, 2013

mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down

by kleo =) July 12, 2003

Baltimore Ravens

The team with the absolute worst legal record in present day NFL, possibly in NFL history.

Ed Reed: Wait, how the Baltimore Ravens get a bad name?
Terrell Suggs: Because Ray Lewis is a murderer and Jamal Lewis is a cocaine dealer.
Ed Reed: Oh yeah. Damn.

by Leonardo 4 November 15, 2010

batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012