awkward balloon

A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.

James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?

by joose man October 21, 2010

awkward turtle

Interestingly, this is the real British Sign Language sign for turtle.

*awkward turtle*
ASL user: Platypus?
BSL user: Turtle?

by Honey L June 3, 2011

Captain Awkward

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.

There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.

by Bandito September 27, 2004

awkward turkey

Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.

Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.

by grpgrifire July 18, 2009

Awkward Llama

Putting your thumb together with your middle and ring finger, and bouncing your arm up and down while keeping your elbow stationary. Similar to awkward turtle.

Your mom asks you if you're sexually active........AWKWARD LLAMA.

by Zakahora January 5, 2010

delany awkward

to stand awkwardly amongst a crowd or group of people

that kid in the corner is delany awkward

by ellybay January 14, 2008

awkward phase

During an attempt to grow one's hair long, the point at which you look like a tool because the hair is both too long and too short to by styled in a hip fashion.

"What's wrong with your hair?"

"I'm trying to grow it out, but its too short for a style and too long for gel. I'm in a total awkward phase."

"Yeah, your hair really makes look like a dumbass."

by Scotty J-ski March 25, 2008