average

adj
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.

Wife- "Hi honey, how was work?"
Husband- "Oh, it was average."

by The Governor July 22, 2004

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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic

dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement

by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004

Red Alert

Old school DJ

Red Alert is one of the dope old school cats

by AC January 31, 2004

average asian

an Asian man. usually has a job you'd expect an Asian man to have, such as math teacher. drives either a Honda or Toyota. looks like he just got of the boat

*Mr. Lee walks in*

Kamil: hey look, its Mr. Lee the average asian.

Ms. Gamboa: Kamil....thats so inappropriate.

Kamil: but he is

Ms. Gamboa: see me after school

Kamil: goddammit!!!

John: your a dumb ass

by Kamil P/Jonathan B January 3, 2009

YouTube Advertisements

The thing that people need to realize why they can watch videos even without an account.
Also the reason there is no subscription or video limits like on other sites.

In other words, they make YouTube free.
So please, spare them the 30 seconds to 1m30s of your 22 minute video.

(typical internet argument)

207 b

0:00 to skip adds
Youtube990
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@Youtube990
What for? The Youtube Advertisements, it's only 45 seconds.
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
Durr it wastes 45 seconds of peoples lives! Now give them back *insert video uploader name here*!
Youtube990
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@Youtube990 74 b
You rather want to pay to watch a 12 min vid then?
YoutubeHero
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@YoutubeHero
mind=blown
Youtube990

by Frozen-Flame December 7, 2011

average black dick

A fat 9-10 inch dick, nothing less than 8 inches if he's grown.

My ex used to have a little baby dick and I almost thought big feet was just a myth, but he was just a special case that wasn't the average black dick!!!!

by Ms.GetReal June 27, 2009

False Advertising

When you see a woman from behind, who looks like she is very sexy, but when you catch up with her and realize she is very unattractive or might even be a man.

Friend #1 "Damn, that chick over there is smokin'"

Friend #2 "Nah, man, she has a butterface, because when get up close, you realize it was False Advertising from behind!"

by Pig For A Poke December 25, 2010