Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).

Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.

by 239429034802 July 25, 2024

Australian suicide

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021

australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum

Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"

by ScrotumStrangler June 24, 2022

Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.

he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang

by bonner_3 March 26, 2025

australian carwash

when a girl is sucking your dick from the back

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"

by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024