augest 26

National Big Dick Day.. If your born on this day you have a monster cock

His birthday is augest 26 so he has a huge dick and an even bigger personality

by Shadow12321 November 5, 2019

August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

aughtnaughta

Something you should not do.

Hey Todd you AUGHTNAUGHTA talk to me like that!!!

by Brent ahhhhhhh August 22, 2006

August-opalooza

An August full of activities that one must schedule their days off around and includes such festivities as the beach, baseball, parties etc.

Hopefully I can make August-opalooza this year because it's going to be the best one ever!

by Young_A June 16, 2009

Augustember

The eighth month of the year and in most parts of the contiguous United States, also a time for soaring temperatures, playing hookey, squeezing into an itsy bitsy bikini and finding a stretch of lakewater to float in. However, the eighth month in the year 2010 as experienced in Seattle has droopy, 59' temperatures, scattered rainshowers, cool marine air, and ads (already!) for back-to-school whatnots. Augustember, the eighth month in Seattle is really just an added fall feature. Get your back-to-school red plaid bikini and pray for hot hot heat by the time Bumbershoot rolls around!

"Hey, I hear summers in Seattle are drop-dead gorgeous!"

"Yeah, well usually true, but this year we lost August to September so our Augustember has the natives feeling a little chill."

by toutestpossible August 10, 2010

August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011

angstry

angsty + angry

referring to music, usually emo, which is not only filled with angst but is quite aggressive as well.

bullets is mcr's best album because it's so angstry... have you heard our lady of sorrows??

by funghoul July 9, 2015