When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021
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Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
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by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
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The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.
A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.
"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."
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